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YO-O-O, JOE!

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♪ HE'LL FIGHT FOR FREEDOM
WHEREVER THERE'S TROUBLE ♪

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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

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♪ G.I. JOE,
A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

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♪ IT'S G.I. JOE
AGAINST COBRA THE ENEMY ♪

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♪ FIGHTING TO SAVE THE DAY

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♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP,
HE'S ALWAYS THERE ♪

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♪ FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM
OVER LAND AND AIR ♪

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♪ G.I. JOE,
A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

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♪ G.I. JOE IS THERE

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G.I. JOE IS THE CODE NAME

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FOR AMERICA'S DARING, HIGHLY
TRAINED SPECIAL-MISSION FORCE.

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ITS PURPOSE -- TO DEFEND
HUMAN FREEDOM AGAINST COBRA,

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A RUTHLESS
TERRORIST ORGANIZATION

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DETERMINED TO RULE THE WORLD.

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♪ HE NEVER GIVES UP

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♪ HE'LL STAY
TILL THE FIGHT'S WON ♪

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♪ G.I. JOE WILL DARE

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♪ G.I. JOE,
A REAL AMERICAN HERO ♪

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♪ G.I. JOE

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USING A DIVERSION,

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COBRA STOWS STRANGE CARGO
ABOARD THE SHUTTLE,

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CAPTURES SPACE STATION DELTA,

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AND FIRES THE POWERFUL
LASER CANNON,

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DESTROYING JOE HEADQUARTERS.

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BUT THIS IS ONLY THE FIRST STEP
IN COBRA'S MASTER PLAN

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TO BUILD A PYRAMID OF DARKNESS
BENEATH WHICH

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NO SOURCE OF ELECTRICAL ENERGY
WILL FUNCTION.

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BATTLING THEIR WAY
PAST HUGE WATER ROBOTS,

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SNAKE EYES AND SHIPWRECK
SUDDENLY FACE EXTERMINATION

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AT THE ENTRANCE
OF THE CONTROL CUBE FACTORY...

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AS WE BEGIN
THE NEXT EXCITING EPISODE

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OF "G.I. JOE:
THE PYRAMID OF DARKNESS."

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INTRUDERS MUST BE EXTERMINATED!

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EXTERMINATED!
EXTERMINATED!

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COBRA COMMANDER,
THE GREAT SNAKE, RULES FOREVER.

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WRONG.
HAIL COBRA COMMANDER!

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THE GREAT SNAKE RULES FOREVER!

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HAIL COBRA COMMANDER!

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THE GREAT SNAKE RULES FOREVER!

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[ SQUAWKS ]
HAIL, COBRA COMMANDER.

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THE GREAT SNAKE RULES FOREVER.

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COBRA COMMANDER!

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THE GREAT SNAKE RULES FOREVER.

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ENTER AND GET TO WORK.

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ALL RIGHT!

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HAVE A NICE DAY.

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Man over P.A.: ATTENTION LOYAL
COBRA 13 WORKERS.

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CONTROL CUBE ONE IS COMPLETED

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AND IS NOW BEING READIED
FOR DELIVERY.

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FINISH REMAINING CUBES
WITH RENEWED VIGOR.

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-COBRA! -COBRA!
-COBRA! -COBRA!

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BETTER KEEP HEADQUARTERS
IN TOUCH.

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HEY! WHAT DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE DOING?

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UH, UH, UH, WHAT ARE WE DOING?

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UH, UH, WELL,
THAT'S A HECK OF A QUESTION.

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UH, YOU KNOW WHAT WE'RE DOIN'?

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YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE
EARNING YOUR PAY, SNAKELING!

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NOW, GET TO WORK!

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WORK! OH, AYE, SIR.
RIGHT, SIR. WORK!

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STOP!

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SINCE WHEN ARE BIRDS AND DOGS
PART OF COBRA REGULATIONS?

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UH, LOOK, YOU WANT THE PARROT
AND POOCH FOR TARGET PRACTICE,

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THEY'RE ALL YOURS.

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JUST DON'T TELL DESTRO
WHO TOLD YOU TO TAKE 'EM.

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UH, DESTRO OWNS THOSE ANIMALS?

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WELL, HITLER HAD A CANARY.

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ATTILA THE HUN LIKED GOLDFISH.

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WHAT CAN I TELL YA?

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YOU WANT DESTRO'S ZOO,
BUDDY, YOU GOT IT.

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HOLD IT.

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GET BACK TO WORK,

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BUT TAKE CARE
OF THESE LITTLE PETS.

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[ SQUAWKS ] LOVELY POLLY.
SWEET BIRDIE.

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AND IF HE ISN'T NICE TO THEM,
YOU LET ME KNOW.

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NOW START HAULING TITANIUM.

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COBRA COMMANDER NEEDS
THE REST OF THEM CUBES.

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Flint: THANKS FOR LETTING US
ESTABLISH TEMPORARY HEADQUARTERS

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ON YOUR CARRIER, ADMIRAL LEDGER.

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"TEMPORARY" IS THE WORD
TO REMEMBER, FLINT.

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I RUN A TIGHT SHIP,

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AND THAT DOESN'T LEAVE
MUCH ROOM FOR VISITORS,

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EVEN WHEN THEY'RE FRIENDLY --

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BUT ESPECIALLY
WHEN THEY'RE FEMALE.

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WOMEN AREN'T BAD LUCK AT SEA,
ADMIRAL.

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THAT'S JUST
AN OLD NAVY SUPERSTITION.

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OLD NAVY IS JUST WHAT I AM,
MA'AM.

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I'VE BEEN AT SEA SO LONG,
WHALES ASK ME FOR DIRECTIONS.

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[ BEEPING ]

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THERE'S SOMETHING COMIN' IN
ON JOE FREQUENCY.

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THAT BEEPER
BELONGS TO SHIPWRECK.

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ALL RIGHT!
HE ESCAPED THE WATER ROBOTS.

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I'LL PUNCH UP A CLOSE SHOT.

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DESTRO.

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SHIPWRECK MUST'VE TAGGED
HIS OPERATION.

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PROJECTING DESTRO'S
FLIGHT COORDINATES

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SHOWS HIM TOUCHING DOWN AT
A CUTE, VOLCANIC VACATION SPOT

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KNOWN AS
THE DEVIL'S PLAYGROUND.

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BUT THAT'S NO PLACE
FOR A LADY, FLINT.

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I WILL NEED SOMEONE
TO MAINTAIN SURVEILLANCE

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ABOARD THE CARRIER.

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AND I'M SURE YOU'LL PICK
THE RIGHT MAN FOR THE JOB.

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-YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE!
-YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE!

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SHE'S NOT JUST A LADY,
ADMIRAL LEDGER.

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SHE'S MY TEAMMATE.

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YO-O-O, JOE!

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[ HISSING ]

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IT DON'T FIGURE, DUSTY.

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WHY AIN'T ZARTAN BLASTIN'
MORE JOE POSITIONS ON EARTH

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INSTEAD OF WORKING US
LIKE SLAVES IN ZERO GRAVITY?

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KEEP WORKIN'! NO SHIRKIN'!
[ LAUGHS ]

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[ GROWLS ]

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MAYBE COBRA'S GOT BIGGER FISH
TO FRENCH FRY,

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AND MAYBE THIS ELECTRONIC GEAR'S
PART OF THEIR PLAN.

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WORK! NO TALKING!

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RIGHT, HANDSOME!
WE LOVE TO WORK.

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AS A MATTER OF FACT,
I EVEN WROTE A SONG ABOUT IT.

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♪ WHEN YOU SLAVE FOR A COBRA,
SURE IS NEAT ♪

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♪ TO DO YOUR WORK
TO A BOOGIE-WOOGIE BEAT ♪

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♪ JUST LET YOUR FEET
TAP AND MOVE ♪

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♪ WHILE THE PRISONERS GROOVE
WITH A "BODIO-DODIO-REET" ♪

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WORK!

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ALL RIGHT, ALREADY.

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WE'VE GOT TO GET INTO
THE CONTROL ROOM

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AND FIND OUT
WHAT'S GOING ON HERE,

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AND THEN GET WORD BACK TO EARTH.

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LOTS OF LUCK.

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FIRST YOU GOT TO GET PAST
THOSE SCUZZY FUZZIES.

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[ HISSING ]

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THEN THERE'S THOSE
KNUCKLE-HEADED DREADNOKS.

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MAN, EVEN OLD JUNKYARD WOULD
HAVE TROUBLE

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SLIPPING THROUGH
ALL THIS SECURITY.

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I DIDN'T SAY IT'D BE EASY, MUTT.

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WAIT A MINUTE, I GOT AN IDEA.

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-WHAT IS IT?
-Shh.

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LOOK -- THE GRAVITY LEVER.

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YEAH, SO?

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SO, WHAT IF GRAVITY SUDDENLY
"FALLS IN" ON US,

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AND I MEAN FALLS?

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[ Laughing ]
YEAH, OF COURSE.

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LET ME WARN THE OTHERS.

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[ WHISTLES ]

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GIVE ME TWO MINUTES,

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THEN THROW THE LEVER
BACK TO ZERO "G."

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OKAY. GET CRAZY.

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NO MORE! NO MORE!

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GET BACK TO WORK!

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I CAN'T TAKE IT NO MORE!

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I NEED GRAVITY!

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[ BEEPING ]

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GRAVITY!

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AAH!

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STOP THE PRISONER!
HE'S ESCAPIN'!

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[ ENGINE REVS ]

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Ripper: THERE HE IS!

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HE'S HEADIN'
TO THE CONTROL ROOM!

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QUICK! GET HIM!

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I HOPE MUTT'S TIMING IS PERFECT.

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HE'S GONE CRACKERS!

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[ Echoing ] YO-O-O, JOE!

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AAH!

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HEY, LIGHTEN UP, YOU GUYS.

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WHOA!

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[ GRUNTS ]

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GOOD OLD MUTT.

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HE'S REACHED
THE CONTROL ROOM LEVEL!

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COME ON!

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WE'LL GO DOWN THE UTILITY RAMP!

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BACK TO WORK!

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YES, SIR.

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NO!

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GRAVITY? AGAIN?

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Ripper: LOOK OUT BELOW!

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THE PYRAMID OF DARKNESS IS
NEARING COMPLETION, ZARTAN.

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TWO MORE PARTIES HAVE LEFT
WITH CONTROL CUBES.

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MERCY!
HAVE PITY ON ME!

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DUSTY!

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LET ME REST IN GRAVITY!

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SEIZE THE PRISONER.

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YOU MISERABLE SLAVE DRIVER!

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CAN'T STOP! STAND ASIDE!

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LOOK OUT!

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THAT SHOULD BE ENOUGH GRAVITY

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TO SATISFY YOU
FOR QUITE A WHILE.

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COBRA MUST BE
UP TO SOMETHING BIG.

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TAKE THE PRISONER
AND YOUR WRETCHED SELVES

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OUT OF HERE AT ONCE!

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DUKE, ARE YOU OKAY?

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DUSTY, GET A MESSAGE BACK TO --

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[ GROANS ]

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Destro: CAREFUL.
WE MUST NOT DAMAGE THE CUBE.

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HORIZONTAL ALIGNMENT
HAS BEEN VERIFIED.

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COMMENCE IMPLANTATION.

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3.09 MINUTES DOWN
ON VERTICAL AXIS.

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SLOWLY, SLOWLY.

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OOF! UGH.

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SANDER.

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00:10:01,513 --> 00:10:04,604
MAINTAIN CUBE POSITION!

200
00:10:06,475 --> 00:10:09,217
LADY JAYE: Let's put one cube
down the tube!

201
00:10:09,304 --> 00:10:12,568
NOTHING MUST INTERFERE
WITH CUBE PLACEMENT!

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00:10:12,655 --> 00:10:14,962
COBRA!

203
00:10:24,972 --> 00:10:28,149
ALL RIGHT, WE'LL JUST HAVE TO
GO IN FROM THE SIDE DOOR.

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[ LASER FIRE ]

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COBRA!

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00:10:33,328 --> 00:10:35,460
PREPARE FOR GROUND ATTACK!

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-YO-O-O, JOE!
-YO-O-O, JOE!

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00:10:40,030 --> 00:10:41,510
HIT THE DIRT!

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00:10:42,859 --> 00:10:44,513
[ COUGHS ]

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PINK IS YOUR COLOR.

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00:10:46,428 --> 00:10:49,779
[ Laughing ]
DON'T LAUGH, YOU BUM.

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I DON'T KNOW
WHAT THAT CUBE DOES,

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00:10:52,042 --> 00:10:55,089
BUT WE'VE GOT TO TAKE
IT APART BEFORE IT DOES IT.

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Shipwreck:
I'M NOT CRAZY ABOUT THE WAY
THINGS ARE GOING, SNAKE EYES.

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00:11:00,050 --> 00:11:02,096
THIS ASSEMBLY LINE'S TURNING
OUT CUBES

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00:11:02,183 --> 00:11:04,576
FASTER THAN WE CAN
FIGURE OUT WHAT TO DO.

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00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,796
Man over P.A.:
ATTENTION. ATTENTION.

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A MESSAGE FROM OUR GLORIOUS
LEADER, COBRA COMMANDER.

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00:11:11,583 --> 00:11:14,064
UP HIS NOSE WITH A FIRE HOSE!
[ SQUAWKS ]

220
00:11:14,151 --> 00:11:15,457
Shh!

221
00:11:15,544 --> 00:11:18,199
I AM PLEASED
WITH YOUR RAPID PRODUCTION

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OF THE CONTROL CUBES.

223
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THE FOURTH AND FINAL CUBE
MUST BE FINISHED AT ONCE,

224
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SO WE DO NOT LOSE THE STRATEGIC
ADVANTAGE TO OUR ENEMY,

225
00:11:26,773 --> 00:11:28,557
G.I. JOE!

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00:11:28,644 --> 00:11:32,039
NOW BACK TO WORK AND VICTORY!

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COBRA!

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-COBRA! -COBRA!
-COBRA! -COBRA!

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00:11:37,435 --> 00:11:39,699
WE GOT TO SCOOP THE STORY
ON THOSE CUBES

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AND GET TRAVELING.

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00:11:41,091 --> 00:11:44,442
HOLD IT.
THE CHIEF ENGINEER'S OFFICE.

232
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WE'VE HIT PAY DIRT.

233
00:11:46,488 --> 00:11:48,359
[ LOCK RATTLES ]
-HMM.

234
00:11:48,446 --> 00:11:50,927
THIS'LL TAKE A LITTLE FINESSE.

235
00:11:51,014 --> 00:11:54,496
Polly:
FINESSE, YEAH, FINESSE!

236
00:11:54,583 --> 00:11:56,846
BATTEN DOWN YOUR BILGE, POLLY.

237
00:11:56,933 --> 00:11:58,369
WE GOT WORK TO DO.

238
00:12:04,636 --> 00:12:06,247
BINGO.

239
00:12:06,334 --> 00:12:09,511
THAT LASER DISC
PROGRAMS THE ASSEMBLY LINE.

240
00:12:09,598 --> 00:12:12,862
EVERYTHING HEADQUARTERS NEEDS
TO KNOW ABOUT THOSE CUBES

241
00:12:12,949 --> 00:12:13,907
IS ON THIS.

242
00:12:13,994 --> 00:12:17,127
OKAY, TURN AROUND
NICE AND SLOW.

243
00:12:17,214 --> 00:12:19,173
[ SQUAWKS ]

244
00:12:19,260 --> 00:12:20,304
[ TIMBER GROWLS ]

245
00:12:31,011 --> 00:12:32,926
GOOD GOING, TIMBER!

246
00:12:33,013 --> 00:12:34,144
[ SCREECHES ]

247
00:12:34,231 --> 00:12:36,494
OKAY, OKAY, YOU TOO, POLLY.

248
00:12:36,581 --> 00:12:41,673
AND SPEAKING OF GOING,
WE'RE GONE.

249
00:12:58,516 --> 00:13:00,388
WORK!

250
00:13:04,174 --> 00:13:05,697
Mutt:
I DON'T KNOW, DUSTY.

251
00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:08,396
I MEAN, THE FACT YOU USED TO
REPAIR REFRIGERATORS

252
00:13:08,483 --> 00:13:10,659
DOESN'T MAKE YOU
AN ELECTRONICS EXPERT.

253
00:13:10,746 --> 00:13:12,617
I'M NOT SAYING I'M AN EXPERT.

254
00:13:12,704 --> 00:13:15,142
BUT I KNOW ENOUGH
TO PUT THIS CIRCUIT JUMPER

255
00:13:15,229 --> 00:13:17,448
ACROSS THOSE
COMMUNICATIONS CABLES.

256
00:13:17,535 --> 00:13:20,103
AND THEN ANYTHING ZARTAN
PICKS UP ON HIS MONITOR

257
00:13:20,190 --> 00:13:22,540
WILL BE BROADCAST OUT
ON JOE FREQUENCY?

258
00:13:22,627 --> 00:13:26,153
THAT'S THE IDEA.
BUT FIRST WE NEED A DIVERSION.

259
00:13:27,894 --> 00:13:30,287
I HOPE THIS CABLE
HAS ENOUGH VOLTAGE.

260
00:13:30,374 --> 00:13:32,899
I'M SURE
IT'LL SPARK SOME INTEREST.

261
00:13:36,685 --> 00:13:37,947
HEY!

262
00:13:38,034 --> 00:13:40,907
HUH?

263
00:13:40,994 --> 00:13:42,125
YOU BAD!

264
00:13:42,212 --> 00:13:45,128
[ LAUGHS ] THEY'RE AS DUMB
AS THEY ARE UGLY!

265
00:13:45,215 --> 00:13:48,958
WORK, WORK, WORK, WORK, WORK!

266
00:13:49,045 --> 00:13:51,918
NO, NO, NO, NO!

267
00:13:52,005 --> 00:13:54,921
[ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]

268
00:13:57,837 --> 00:14:00,970
HEY, THERE!
GET BACK TO YOUR POSTS!

269
00:14:01,057 --> 00:14:03,538
COME ON, NOW!
LET GO!

270
00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:08,935
OKAY, DUSTY, DO YOUR STUFF.

271
00:14:14,331 --> 00:14:18,031
PRISONERS!
NOW YOU PAY!

272
00:14:19,728 --> 00:14:22,644
[ ROARS ]

273
00:14:38,399 --> 00:14:41,793
YOU SHALL PAY!

274
00:14:41,881 --> 00:14:44,274
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]

275
00:14:44,361 --> 00:14:46,233
[ SCREAMS ]

276
00:14:47,321 --> 00:14:48,931
[ BARKS ]

277
00:14:49,018 --> 00:14:52,935
HE WON'T EVEN REMEMBER HIS NAME
AFTER THAT JOLT.

278
00:15:00,987 --> 00:15:03,467
THAT'S REALLY GONNA DO IT?

279
00:15:03,554 --> 00:15:05,382
YOU BET, UH, PROBABLY.

280
00:15:05,469 --> 00:15:07,558
I HOPE.

281
00:15:10,561 --> 00:15:14,000
THE CRIMSON TWINS WILL SOON
REACH THE CITY OF THE DEAD

282
00:15:14,087 --> 00:15:17,786
WITHOUT INTERFERENCE
FROM G.I. JOE.

283
00:15:17,873 --> 00:15:21,050
THE CUBE SHOULD BE
IN PLACE SHORTLY.

284
00:15:21,137 --> 00:15:23,661
Airtight: I'M PICKING UP
SOMETHING ON JOE FREQUENCY

285
00:15:23,748 --> 00:15:25,011
FROM SPACE STATION DELTA.

286
00:15:25,098 --> 00:15:27,665
MAJOR BLUDD IS ON SCHEDULE
FOR ARRIVAL

287
00:15:27,752 --> 00:15:30,059
AT THE MOUNTAIN OF GLASS,
ZARTAN.

288
00:15:30,146 --> 00:15:34,890
THERE REMAINS BUT ONE LAST LINK
TO COMPLETE MY MASTER PLAN!

289
00:15:34,977 --> 00:15:36,805
COBRA'S GOT THE DELTA STATION.

290
00:15:36,892 --> 00:15:38,938
THEY'RE PLANTING CUBES
THROUGHOUT CREATION.

291
00:15:39,025 --> 00:15:40,983
IF WE DON'T
START RETALIATION,

292
00:15:41,070 --> 00:15:43,072
WE'RE SUNK, AND THAT'S NO BUNK!

293
00:15:43,159 --> 00:15:45,248
[ INDISTINCT AGREEING ]

294
00:15:45,335 --> 00:15:47,076
HOLD ON, CREW!

295
00:15:47,163 --> 00:15:49,644
ROADBLOCK SAID RETALIATION,
DIDN'T HE?

296
00:15:49,731 --> 00:15:51,820
-YEAH! -YEAH!
-YEAH! -YEAH!

297
00:15:51,907 --> 00:15:55,128
WELL, THAT'S JUST
WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO!

298
00:15:55,215 --> 00:15:56,651
RETALIATE!

299
00:15:56,738 --> 00:15:59,523
-YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE!
-YO-O-O, JOE! -YO-O-O, JOE!

300
00:15:59,610 --> 00:16:01,873
Airtight: YOU KNOW, FOOTLOOSE,
I THINK ADMIRAL LEDGER

301
00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:03,875
SHOWED EXCEPTIONAL JUDGMENT
IN ASSIGNING US

302
00:16:03,963 --> 00:16:05,616
TO HEAD THIS
CUBE-CHASING DETACHMENT.

303
00:16:05,703 --> 00:16:07,618
YOU AND I ARE A UNIQUELY CAPABLE
COMBINATION,

304
00:16:07,705 --> 00:16:08,793
DON'T YOU THINK?

305
00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:11,579
LIKE, MAKES NO NEVER MIND
TO ME, AIRTIGHT.

306
00:16:11,666 --> 00:16:15,148
I'LL JUST MELLOW OUT UNTIL
WE HIT THE CITY OF THE DEAD.

307
00:16:15,235 --> 00:16:18,499
I'M GONNA USE THIS TIME TO
DOUBLE-CHECK MY COMPUTATIONS

308
00:16:18,586 --> 00:16:19,804
ON FUEL CONSUMPTION.

309
00:16:19,891 --> 00:16:25,027
9.2 TIMES 5.0...

310
00:16:25,114 --> 00:16:27,464
YOU, BUTTON YOUR LIP
AND FLY THIS SHIP!

311
00:16:27,551 --> 00:16:30,815
AND, YOU, ON YOUR TOES
OR I'LL MASH YOUR NOSE!

312
00:16:30,902 --> 00:16:33,427
YOU TWO DINGBATS
NEVER HEADED A MISSION BEFORE.

313
00:16:33,514 --> 00:16:36,125
WELL, THAT'S WHY ADMIRAL LEDGER
PUT ME IN CHARGE,

314
00:16:36,212 --> 00:16:40,608
SO SHAPE UP NOW
OR THIS GOES POW.

315
00:16:40,695 --> 00:16:42,392
UH, RIGHT, ROADBLOCK!

316
00:16:42,479 --> 00:16:44,873
Y-YES, SIR!
RIGHT AWAY SIR!

317
00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:46,962
WE'RE ON OUR WAY!

318
00:16:48,746 --> 00:16:52,794
Alpine:
MAJOR BLUDD'S HEADING FOR THAT
CHARMING, FROZEN CONFECTION,

319
00:16:52,881 --> 00:16:56,580
THAT JAGGED, ICED PEAK
CALLED THE MOUNTAIN OF GLASS,

320
00:16:56,667 --> 00:17:00,062
AND WE'RE GONNA CLIMB IT,
BAZOOK, HAND OVER HAND,

321
00:17:00,149 --> 00:17:03,674
DANGLING IN SPACE,
THOUSANDS OF FEET IN THE AIR.

322
00:17:03,761 --> 00:17:04,762
AIN'T THAT EXCITING?

323
00:17:04,849 --> 00:17:05,981
NO. SICKENING.

324
00:17:06,068 --> 00:17:07,417
WHY YOU SAY THAT?

325
00:17:07,504 --> 00:17:09,158
FALLING.

326
00:17:09,245 --> 00:17:11,987
OH, WELL, DON'T WORRY.
WE WON'T DO THAT PART.

327
00:17:12,074 --> 00:17:13,858
[ LAUGHS ]

328
00:17:16,644 --> 00:17:19,299
Shipwreck: THIS THING'S
GOT AUXILIARY POWER,

329
00:17:19,386 --> 00:17:22,389
BUT WE CAN'T RISK THE NOISE
UNTIL WE'RE FARTHER OUT.

330
00:17:22,476 --> 00:17:24,956
♪ SEE, SAW,
MARJORIE DAW, ♪

331
00:17:25,044 --> 00:17:26,958
♪ JACK WILL HAVE
A NEW MASTER ♪

332
00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:28,264
AND SHIPWRECK WILL HAVE
A CHARLIE HORSE!

333
00:17:28,351 --> 00:17:29,831
[ SQUAWKS ]

334
00:17:29,918 --> 00:17:34,140
KEEP IT UP, POLLY, AND I'LL
TURN YOU INTO A HOOD ORNAMENT!

335
00:17:34,227 --> 00:17:36,490
UH-OH! TIMBER,
HELP SNAKE EYES PUMP

336
00:17:36,577 --> 00:17:38,144
WHILE I START THE ENGINE.

337
00:17:38,231 --> 00:17:41,147
PUMP! PUMP!
PUT YOUR PAWS INTO IT!

338
00:17:41,234 --> 00:17:42,409
[ SQUAWKS ]

339
00:17:42,496 --> 00:17:43,975
IT WON'T CATCH!

340
00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:47,544
COME ON,
YOU RUST-COVERED BARNACLE!

341
00:17:47,631 --> 00:17:49,285
AAH!

342
00:17:51,244 --> 00:17:56,031
THANKS, TIMBER.
I OWE YOU A BIG ONE.

343
00:17:56,118 --> 00:17:58,860
THEY CAN'T OUTRUN
OUR TRACK REPTILES!

344
00:17:58,947 --> 00:18:02,081
TAKE ROUTE "F" AND INTERCEPT 'EM
AT JUNCTION SEVEN!

345
00:18:04,257 --> 00:18:07,521
-COBRA! -COBRA!
-COBRA! -COBRA!

346
00:18:07,608 --> 00:18:10,741
AAH, THIS IS THE LIFE.

347
00:18:10,828 --> 00:18:12,003
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]

348
00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:15,485
UH-OH!

349
00:18:17,139 --> 00:18:19,489
[ SQUAWKS ]
PUMP IRON! PUMP IRON!

350
00:18:21,274 --> 00:18:23,667
10,000 GOLD FANG SHILLINGS

351
00:18:23,754 --> 00:18:26,714
TO THE TROOPER
WHO BRINGS THEM IN!

352
00:18:34,635 --> 00:18:37,159
FASTER, SNAKE EYES!
PUMP FASTER!

353
00:18:37,246 --> 00:18:39,944
[ SQUAWKS ] NO VISITORS!

354
00:18:43,122 --> 00:18:44,688
COBRA!

355
00:18:45,776 --> 00:18:47,387
OW!

356
00:18:47,474 --> 00:18:50,564
YOU ANTIQUE METAL MEATBALL!

357
00:18:50,651 --> 00:18:52,696
[ ELECTRICITY CRACKLES ]

358
00:18:52,783 --> 00:18:54,698
[ ENGINE TURNS OVER ]

359
00:18:55,830 --> 00:18:59,312
RUN THEM DOWN!
INCREASE THRUST!

360
00:19:09,104 --> 00:19:10,540
Shipwreck: SWITCH AHEAD!

361
00:19:10,627 --> 00:19:14,022
TIME TO PART COMPANY,
SNAKE EYES!

362
00:19:24,032 --> 00:19:26,469
WHOA!

363
00:19:28,515 --> 00:19:30,734
ALL RIGHT, WE DID IT!

364
00:19:30,821 --> 00:19:32,127
WE'RE FINALLY OUT OF --

365
00:19:32,214 --> 00:19:33,259
DANGER!

366
00:19:33,346 --> 00:19:35,261
[ SQUAWKS ]

367
00:19:35,348 --> 00:19:36,740
SAVE POLLY!

368
00:19:41,136 --> 00:19:44,226
GET READY FOR A LITTLE
ROLLER COASTER RIDE!

369
00:19:46,446 --> 00:19:48,012
ONE DOWN, ONE TO GO!

370
00:19:54,105 --> 00:19:55,890
HIT THE BRAKES!

371
00:19:55,977 --> 00:19:58,762
[ METAL SCREECHES ]

372
00:19:58,849 --> 00:20:01,112
LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

373
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:05,508
I'VE BEEN UNDERGROUND SO LONG
I FEEL LIKE A TOADSTOOL.

374
00:20:09,208 --> 00:20:11,688
LET'S STASH THESE UNIFORMS
WHERE THEY BELONG.

375
00:20:16,171 --> 00:20:17,390
GREAT.

376
00:20:17,477 --> 00:20:20,654
WE JUST WENT FROM THE SEWER
UP TO THE TOILET.

377
00:20:26,355 --> 00:20:27,704
I HAVE THEM.

378
00:20:27,791 --> 00:20:30,229
THEY'RE MOVING INTO
THE CIVILIAN SECTOR.

379
00:20:32,056 --> 00:20:35,886
MAINTAIN FIRE UNTIL CUBE
PLACEMENT HAS BEEN VERIFIED!

380
00:20:35,973 --> 00:20:40,543
.570, VERTICAL. MARK!

381
00:20:42,719 --> 00:20:45,592
Flint: WELL, IF WE CAN'T
TAKE THE LOW ROAD...

382
00:20:45,679 --> 00:20:48,072
THE HIGH ROAD'S NOT A BAD IDEA.

383
00:20:48,159 --> 00:20:51,641
1, 2, 3.

384
00:20:51,728 --> 00:20:54,253
YO-O-O, JOE!

385
00:20:58,518 --> 00:21:00,650
[ LAUGHS ]

386
00:21:02,522 --> 00:21:05,133
FLINT, HELP!

387
00:21:05,220 --> 00:21:07,788
LADY JAYE!

388
00:21:07,875 --> 00:21:10,094
[ DESTRO LAUGHS ]

389
00:21:18,407 --> 00:21:19,713
IN OUR NEXT EPISODE,

390
00:21:19,800 --> 00:21:23,107
SNAKE EYES AND SHIPWRECK
ENCOUNTER AN UNEXPECTED ALLY

391
00:21:23,194 --> 00:21:25,196
IN THE SLUMS
OF ENTERPRISE CITY...

392
00:21:25,284 --> 00:21:26,894
AND ALPINE SHATTERS
THE MOUNTAIN OF GLASS

393
00:21:26,981 --> 00:21:28,722
BY YODELING...

394
00:21:28,809 --> 00:21:31,551
WHILE ROADBLOCK, AIRTIGHT,
AND FOOTLOOSE BATTLE THEIR WAY

395
00:21:31,638 --> 00:21:33,901
THROUGH THE ANCIENT
CITY OF THE DEAD,

396
00:21:33,988 --> 00:21:35,685
PAST GIANT CLAY WARRIORS,

397
00:21:35,772 --> 00:21:38,601
IN A DESPERATE ATTEMPT
TO PREVENT THE CRIMSON TWINS

398
00:21:38,688 --> 00:21:39,907
FROM PLANTING ANOTHER ONE

399
00:21:39,994 --> 00:21:41,735
OF THE MYSTERIOUS
CONTROL CUBES.

400
00:21:41,822 --> 00:21:44,651
ALL IN THE NEXT
EXCITING EPISODE

401
00:21:44,738 --> 00:21:48,263
OF "G.I. JOE:
THE PYRAMID OF DARKNESS."